Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.  On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite
I took off my pants, handed them to your mother,and said,
'Here - try these on.'
She did and said, 'These are too big,;I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
'Ever since that night we never had any problems.'

'Hmmm,' said Mike.